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Conditions of the mind can be touchy subjects; no one wants to hear that you have suppressed feelings for your grandpa which make it difficult to watch hair color for men commercials. However, when an issue impacts those around you, I feel it's best to come clean and I think I may be ready to do so, with you, my close and personal friends.

(See how awkward that felt? That was me proving my keep-your-crazy-stuff-to-yourself theory. You can breathe now.)

I suffer from (keep breathing) Misophonia. I will pause to allow time for people to gasp, clasp their hands over their mouths and try to hide tears as they pretend to know what I'm talking about...

Misophonia is a condition where the sound of another person's chewing incites a rage akin to that of your candidate losing the Presidential election; the difference being that people chew constantly, in virtually every arena of life, some even continue in their sleep, whereas half the country is incited to vacate the premises every four years, eight at the most. So, Misophonia is much worse.

This is an actual condition, first brought to the public's attention by fellow sufferer, Kelly Ripa, who has bravely reported that the sound of her husband's chewing has brought her to the brink of murder on more than one occasion. I have to wonder, however if her husband considered her less brave than coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs, which, unfortunately make a crunchy sound thus setting a vicious circle into play.

Before the Ripa revelation, I wasn't aware that I had a condition; I mistook my rage as a justifiable reaction to people selfishly disturbing my inner peace by nourishing themselves. Fortunately, for those of you who awoke today and thought, "I wonder if I have Misophonia," a foolproof test has been developed to determine whether the world is out to make you crazy (paranoia) or the more subtle condition of Misophonia is your cross to bear.

I am going to recite the lyrics of a well known jingle; Afterward, any diagnostic questions will be cleared. Ready?

Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that @#$% Kit Kat Bar. (I improvised a little, but this won't effect the test.)

Here's the question: Is your response; hmm, I'd like one of those crunchy confections to satisfy my sweet tooth? If so, Mazel tov! You are not afflicted.

However, if the same commercial makes you want to track down every person involved in the making of this diabolical tour'd force of torturous consumption and slowly twist the life from their bodies until they promise never to chew into a microphone again, there's a chance that you may suffer from Misophonia.

I know what you're thinking; You poor dear, how have you managed to live with this debilitating affliction? I appreciate that, but I don't need your sympathy, I need you to stop chewing; you and your masticating ilk. However, since there is little chance of that, I'd like to share a few coping methods I've developed which don't include murder.

One: always have a source of noise available when dining with loved ones. Music or television (sans Kit Kat commercials) works, putting your fingers in your ears and comparing your loved one to cows does not...for them. It works fine for me.

Two: store weaponry away from the television area. TVs are expensive and you can only destroy a few before your spouse starts to notice the credit card bill.

Third: either avoid the movies, or see Sci-fi or Adventure films with continual explosions to mask the popcorn cacophony.

I have developed these methods because I love my family, despite their continuation of a practice which clearly disturbs me. For those of you who chew ice or snap gum in public, know that there are people with Misophonia who are not as stable as I am, so consider mending your ways, or else. I don't know exactly what else but understand that some people watch Dexter and take notes.

If you are living with someone who suffers from this malady, there are ways you can help; stop eating. If you aren't willing to make that small sacrifice, then you've no one to blame but yourself when your Misophoniac (take that spell check) writes a blog exposing your selfishness to the world.

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For more than a century women have contributed to the industrial and commercial development of Elgin. Females didn't outnumber 'males in the United States as a whole until about 1945; in this city men were in the minority as early as the 1870 census.

The chief reason for the predominance of women in our population was the watch factory, where their nimble fingers were adept at operating intricate machinery and assembling minute parts. For many years the payroll at the big plant on National Street was about evenly divided between the sexes, although no woman was ever made a foreman.

Women were also found in large numbers at the shirt, shoe, watch case and milk condensing plants. By 1909 women accounted for 39.2 percent of the city's industrial wage earners—a higher proportion than in any other city in Illinois and more than twice the ratio found in the state as a whole.

Many were married, and although they did not receive equal pay for equal work, families with two paychecks were relatively prosperous. The two-income family, an Elgin institution long before it was common nationally, made possible widespread home ownership and gave the city a middle-class aura not usually associated with factory towns.

The women were active in the business world, too. In an account strikingly appropriate
to the modem working wife, a correspondent for the New York Tribune wrote as early as 1865:

"Most of the stores in Elgin have lady clerks ... Married women are preferred ... After eight 'o'clock at night there is little time to rest."

Women also owned their own enterprises. Commenting on their neighborhood groceries in 1909, the Daily Courier reported: "One finds the women proprietors exceedingly bright, driving the best bargains possible in the purchasing of goods and selling on credit only to those customers who will surely pay."

The high proportion of women in Elgin attracted early leaders in the movement for women's rights. Susan B. Anthony came here to lecture on the right to vote in 1876. Frances E. Willard advocated a life of temperance in 1844, and Jane Addams discussed the relation of women to trade unionism in 1899.

Women founded our two general hospitals, women closed the saloons long before national prohibition, women led the campaign for a cleaner city, and women were largely responsible for the adoption of our present form of municipal government.

In addition to all their skills and achievements, a visiting upstate New York journalist in
1914 could say of Elgin's remarkable women that "on the whole they are the cleanest, best dressed, best behaved, most modest appearing that I have ever seen in all my travels."

And who would disagree with that! Add a comment
A list of what irks me most in life: Hubbub, hurly-burly, hullabaloo, (with exception to the 60s TV show, which I remember fondly), brouhaha, rowdy do and rumpus and noise, all of which has taken place in my home under my direction, so if you refuse to lend me a bit of sympathy, I'll understand.

The epicenter of pandemonium is my den, a room that was added with little or no consideration for timelessness, most likely since it was tacked on the back of my 100-year-old house in the 1970s. I can't blame the room in question for its lack of style as I, too was less than classic in the 70s. I'd like to say I did better in the 80s, but as we all know, the 80s  were a contest to see who could most resemble a person in a perpetual state of electrocution. (The guy from Flock of Seagulls won.)

So, with pots and kettles both being black, I have no room to accuse my den of being a "don't" fashion-wise, despite the fact that, by the time I first encountered my den in the mid-90s, I had cut off both my shag haircut and my mile high perm, and the room in question was still wearing orange carpeting, which most everyone knows is a faux pas especially when worn with mud brown panelling, accented with a wall of orangey brick with black grout. Needless to say, the room had serious self-esteem issues, especial since the rest of the house was resplendent with Victorian timelessness and had a bit of an attitude toward the new guy.

Upon moving in, we wasted no time redecorating the room (in the spirit of full disclosure, it was five years later. Time flies when you are avoiding work.) We painted and carpeted and removed a room air-conditioner which had been mounted, willy-nilly, three-quarters of the way up the wall because willy-nilly is a great name for a cat, it is a horrible place for an 70s era air conditioning unit.

I'm going to pause here to explain why my former handy man was, and probably still is, evil. The morning this phase was being accomplished, my handyman stood watch on a ladder, just outside the wall where he had removed the offending appliance, lurking. As I entered the room in my usual state of first-thing-in-the-morning stupor, tea in hand and newspaper in other hand, he leaned through the now empty orifice and wished me good morning. After I changed into new pajamas I fired him which he found amusing until I finally made him leave years later when he found a better job. I hope he learned a lesson.

Time went on and we traded our big dog for two little ones and my young son for a galoot, neither trade was anticipated and both were made completely under duress and without my permission. (For the record, my big dog, Bianca was the best dog ever and rarely stepped out of bounds, literally. We didn't even need to erect a fence. We explained boundaries to her and she simply complied out of a sense of fair play and clean living. I promise this is true and should be considered her legacy. Plus, she had soft ears and woke early each day to apply eye liner. I will now return you to your regular programming as I take a weep break.)

Fast forward to the small dog era, where our animal companions veer from traditions of the past by behaving in a way best described as canine, which anyone with small dogs understands as doom to carpets. And, just for the record, we built a fence for their personal safety which they eschew on a regular basis in the name of discovery. (If you discover them wandering around outside of my yard, smelling stuff, please let me know. My neighbor is understandably wearying of this unasked for position and I will be auditioning for the role...and for handyman too.)

The changing of the guard contributed to the next decorating phase, the fatal blow being when my 15-year-old carpet began to show signs of wear in the form of an unsightly two foot tear in the middle of the room. To be fair, there had been some warning signs before the rupture. The cream colored carpet with faint ecru leaf patterns which I had purchased whilst in a coma, (the only reasonable explanation, given that I had a large dog and a small son at the time and the carpet was the first floor covering encountered as one arrived through my back door,) was feeling the effects of time. My lightly sprinkled leaf pattern began to look like large dog and a small son had taken a running jump into the dainty leaf pile, scattering the leaves to the outside of the room and leaving in their wake, a large empty space made mostly of dirt.

We decided, since we were going to re-floor, we might as well re-paint, dispensing of the brick in the same fell swoop. So, over the last six weeks or so, I've lived with hubbub, hurly-burly, hullabaloo and all of their friends as we change the look of out family room/den/the back room. As I write, burly men, (hurly-burly? A coincidence? I think not.) are finishing the project as I take refuge in my bedroom. The head burly man disapproved of my flooring, so I am multi-tasking by pouting, working, wrestling a virus and hoping my dog doesn't upchuck just to prove a point about tumult, all from the confines of my bed. This may seem exciting and intimidating, especially to those of you who work for a living, but believe me, I am counting the days until I can rest easy on my couch with the fireplace at full blast and no burly men, either hammering the floor or hanging silently from windows in, (please wait as I check antonyms,) calm, order and peace.

Question: RND, I am a 20-year-old college student who lives at home. I don't have to pay for rent or food, but I do have my own car, a full-time job and I buy all my own clothes. My parents do help me with school, but I pay for a lot of school expenses, too. The problem is that my Dad thinks I am still a little girl. I have a curfew of 11:00 on weekdays and 12:30am on Fridays and Saturdays. I usually follow his rules because it's not worth it to suffer the consequences, but I am getting tired of that, and I don't think it's fair because I am going to be 21 years old, soon! Do you think a curfew is fair?

R:What's fair? It's subjective. Most adults would tell you, rarely is life fair. So as the saying goes...Accept what you can't change - Change what you can't accept. You can move out and pay for everything yourself. Will you have any money to spend for going out late? I'm assuming no, otherwise you would have left by now. Or try and negotiate a different curfew. Whether you like it or not, your dad feels he is doing what's best for you. So ask him what he fears about you coming in later. Is it that he fears your grades will drop, that you will be getting into trouble? Work on addressing those fears in a problem solving/collaborative approach. Could you text him when you're out? Could you ask him for special curfews once a month or every other month? Think outside the box. Also prepare for his decision even if it's not what you want and nothing changes. Wayne Dyer says "Change the way you look at things, and the things you look at change." Appreciate that your parents didn't kick you out at 18 and said. Good luck!" Or appreciate that you aren't paying for rent and food and that while you live there, your curfew isn't 10:00 pm.

D: Do I think the curfew is fair? Well, I do not think it is reasonable, however (you may not like this) I do think it is fair. That is your parents' house that you are living in, and with that comes their rules. Stick it out. It sounds like you are doing all the right things and you are very responsible. Suck it up. Follow the rules of your parents house, finish school and keep doing all the right things. Soon enough you will have your own place, with your own food, utilities, mortgage, etc., and you'll be able to stay out all night long if you want to. Don't be surprised, however, if you find yourself missing all the comforts of home. Add a comment


I am very Thankful for BocaJump. It has given me the opportunity to write – as good or as bad as it may be. It has also allowed me to learn about interesting and unique events. It has allowed me to take in many deliciously delightful gastronomical experiences, and I have met the most wonderful give-it-their-heart shopkeepers, artists, incredible volunteers and everyday individuals. I do count my blessings daily - I usually don't share - but since we are heading towards Thanksgiving, I am thankful that I am able to share with you, the reader, some of these experiences.

Recently, I had learned about a Community Interfaith Thanksgiving Service in Elgin, and when this was brought to my attention, I thought, "Hey, this is what it is all about"...So, keeping with the Thanksgiving theme, I wanted to share with you an event that I am new to, even though this must be the 10th...11th...or so Annual Community Interfaith Thanksgiving sponsored by the Coalition of Elgin Religious Leaders, and takes place on Sunday, November 18, 2012 at 7pm at the Congregation Knesth Isreal, 220 Division Street, downtown Elgin. All are welcomed to gather and celebrate this year's theme of "Coming Together in Hope and Thanksgiving".

Now, even though this is the first that I have heard about this, I love the idea! This event brings together and welcomes individuals from the faiths that include, but not limited to (didn't mean to get all legalese) Baha'i, Buddhist, Christian, Hindu, Jewish and the Muslim faith traditions.

The evening will bring readings from the variety of faith traditions, musical presentations, and a play that will be performed by the children of the Congregation's Torah School. Also, you can enjoy baked goods, hot mulled cider and conversations with others that come together for this heartwarming annual event. Attendees are also encouraged to bring non-perishable food and monetary donations that will be offered to the Community Crisis Center and Public Action to Deliver Shelter (PADS).
CERL has been around Elgin since the 1950's. The organization includes individuals and clergy from a variety of religions that has focused on issues such as homelessness, immigration, social and ethical concerns. CERL's local involvement includes assisting in food pantries, justice issues, financial assistance for families in need, senior housing and much more. You can learn all about CERL and the Community Interfaith Service at elginreligiousleaders.com.
During this month of November, it looks like we have a lot to be thankful for, such as events like the Community Interfaith Thanksgiving Service. What are a few things that you are thankful for? They don't have to be big. I am thankful when I pull into the Chicago Street parking lot and there is a rock star spot in the all day parking. I am thankful to you the readers. I am thankful for every single person in my life...even that squirrelly clerk at the Walgreens in Chicago that unfortunately many years ago, taught me the art of being patient...but that's another story! I'm not trying to make this about me, just trying to get you going on the thankful list in this month of giving Thanks. Add a comment
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